I’m going to do a new feature here on the Dwellings blog. Each week I will choose my favorite listing that sold in Seattle, and try to get myself invited to its housewarming party. This 3-bed, 3-bath home sold for $1.8M last week in Seattle’s Broadmoor neighborhood.
Dear new homeowner, I know you’re probably busy with your imminent move, and whatnot, but I wanted to take a minute and introduce myself. My name is Rob, and I am an avid party-attender. I actually list that on my resume. True story. Anyhoo, I noticed that you recently purchased a very lovely home in the Broadmoor neighborhood of Seattle. I would like to congratulate you on your excellent taste, as well as on your clearly-gainful employment situation. It must be nice. As a writer, I find it difficult to afford even the most modest of hovels. However, I have found that all that hard working and clocking in and out and being told what to do all the time is really overrated. I find it far more cost-effective and efficient to avail myself of those in society who have happened upon greater economic success than my own. That’s why I am writing you today. Your new house was designed with one thing in mind: house parties. Your kitchen is large, open and inviting, and your back patio* is an entertainer’s dream. And then there’s the bar. I don’t have to tell you what to do with that. It seems to me you would want to maximize the impact of such an extraordinary abode by inviting the highest-quality guests to your upcoming housewarming party. With that in mind, I make my introduction. Invite me, and you can be pretty-much guaranteed that your party will be a huge success. Just let me know what time to be there, and please send a car around to pick me up. I’m a little short on cab fare right now. Thanks!
See you soon… - Rob
*I’ve taken the liberty of posting a cardboard cutout of myself on your patio (dressed as Elvis) for reference.
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