Dear New Homeowner,
I noticed that you’ve recently purchased a unit in the very lovely Bellevue Towers condos. Good call, buddy! Those buildings are sweet. At least from the outside. You know, I once was heavily involved in condo development projects in downtown Bellevue. I sometimes worked with the firm that built the Bellevue Towers and watched them being built for over a year. You see, back then I had a very good, well-paying job at a commercial real estate firm located in another tower just up the street. I passed the construction on my way to and from Jamba Juice almost every day. Oh, I miss Jamba Juice. I’m on a restricted diet now that doesn’t allow fruit, so I don’t get to go there. Also, I don’t work in downtown Bellevue anymore. You see, the Great Recession cost me my job, so I was long gone by the time your buildings were completed. Consequently, I have never had the opportunity to see the inside. Which brings me to my point. It’d be real cool if you’d invite me to your housewarming party. Here are some reasons why this is a good idea:
- I’m very funny. I will tell many hilarious jokes that will make your guests laugh and, therefore, have fond memories of your party.
- As previously noted, I am on a restricted diet, so you can rest assured that I will not eat up all the hors d’oeuvres like all those needy little piggies your wife invited.
- I will not hit on your wife/girlfriend/special friend. I bet your old college roommate will, though. I don’t trust that guy. He looks pretty shifty.
- I carry some extra weight in my mid-section. This is not especially relevant, except inasmuch as it relates to item #2. Also, it gives me a bit of a jolly look, which makes it also relevant to item #1.
- The past 4 years have been difficult for me, emotionally and economically. It would be therapeutic for me to finally get the chance to see the inside of such a beautiful building. I think that doing a good deed, like that, would make you feel pretty warm and fuzzy inside…and maybe your wife/girlfriend/special friend would appreciate that and find herself especially drawn to you, making him/her/it less susceptible to the advances of that old roommate. That guy is up to no good.
So, as you can see, there’s a pretty airtight case in favor of inviting me to your party. I probably won’t be able to bring any gifts, or anything, given that I am on a tight budget. However, I will probably wear my famed purple t-shirt with little kittens painted on it. One time I wore that to a fancy casino bar in Las Vegas. My friends were all quite thrilled.
Anyhoo, I am looking forward to your party. See you soon!
-Rob
Please note that the above information is presented by Dwellings Real Estate in compliance with NWMLS blogging rules for purposes of consumer education and entertainment and as an expression of professional opinion. Dwellings is NOT the listing office. For questions and concerns, please email me at rob@dwellingsseattle.com
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$828,000 : 385 101st Ave SE, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 1 part baths
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$839,990 : 1106 108th Ave NE, Unit 502, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 2 part baths
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$2,188,000 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 3105+, Bellevue3 beds, 2 full, 2 part baths
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$650,000 : 177 107th Ave NE, Unit 2102, Bellevue3 beds, 2 full, 1 part baths
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$675,000 : 10610 NE 9th Place, Unit 2200, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 1 part baths
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$525,000 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 2507, Bellevue1 bed, 1 full, 1 part baths
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$1,089,000 : 10610 NE 9th Place, Unit 2309, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 1 part baths
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$699,800 : 650 Bellevue Wy NE, Unit 2402, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full baths
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$815,000 : 10650 NE 9th Place, Unit 1522, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 1 part baths
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$929,000 : 10700 NE 4th St, Unit 3506, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 2 part baths
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$933,500 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 3703, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full, 1 part baths
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$959,100 : 10700 NE 4th St, Unit 3606, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full, 1 part baths
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$985,000 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 3101, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full baths
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$935,000 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 2801, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full, 1 part baths
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$895,000 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 2401, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full, 1 part baths
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$970,000 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 3505, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full, 1 part baths
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$782,500 : 10700 NE 4th St, Unit 2414, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full baths
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$549,900 : 177 107th Av Ct NE, Unit 909, Bellevue2 beds, 2 full baths
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$2,388,000 : 500 106th Ave NE, Unit 3515, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 2 part baths
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$525,000 : 1101 Bellefield Lane, Unit 1101, Bellevue2 beds, 1 full, 1 part baths
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